Tuesday, 24 October 2017
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Masjied Expansion

QMM Imaamat Tweets

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Our man from Malawi

Zakaah Seminar

GIS Newsletter - September 2017

Mini Food Fair

Teenager Ramadaan Experience

Women Empowerment

Boeta Nasier and Boeta Isghak's corner

   
   
 
 

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Two christians were lost in the Sahara desert on their way to Libya.
One was David and the other was Christian. They were
nearly dying of hunger and thirst when they suddenly came upon an oasis with what looked like an emirate with a mosque in the middle. David said to Christian “Let’s pretend as if we are muslims otherwise we wil not get food or drink.
I am going to call myself Muhammad Gambo”!  Christian refused to change his name “My name is Christian and I will NOT pretend to be what I am not. When they got there, the Imam of the Mosque received both of them well and asked for their names. David said “My name is Muhammad
Gambo” 👳but Christian said “My name is Christian” 👼The Imam turned to the helpers of
the Mosque and said “Please bring some food and water for Christian only. 🍟🌭
Then he turned to the other and said “Well Muhammad, I hope you are aware that we are still in the month of Ramadan?😳😳😳😳
The guy fainted.😂😂

Moral of the story: No matter the circumstance in life, please be truthful.

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 God said to John, come forth and I shall grant you immortality.

 But John came fifth and won a toaster.

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Overheard on  plane . . . . Air hostess : "Are you vegetarian?"

Passenger : "No, we Pilgrams on our way to Mecca."